dare-for-distances:

The fog caused the fireworks to change the sky color

(via ultravioletmoon)

carlosofthecosmos:

de-la-souls:

u guysssssssssssss! 

i feel like this is necessary to have on my tumble

carlosofthecosmos:

de-la-souls:

u guysssssssssssss! 

i feel like this is necessary to have on my tumble

(via arthurwhit-lock)

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

One Ring to rule them all…

(via magicb0x)

mikeleviwaaron:

thisisyourbrainonsam:

20 Historical Photos (x)

If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out. 

(via thatlonelymarshmallow)

surlylock:

*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*

*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*

[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE

*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

(via texasbowlegs)

futureconflicted:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

shershocker:

#AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING #SAMMY #SAMMY WHAT’S HAPPENING #WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE 

YOU TOOK A SAD MOMENT AND MADE IT FUNNY

YOU DID GOOD

(via spocksgotabig)

unimpressedcats:

Scuuuse me coming thru

unimpressedcats:

Scuuuse me coming thru

(via arthurwhit-lock)