castieltherebel:

2srooky:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

image

(via werner-norton)

emobaria:

dashdrive:

do you ever accidentally make a sexual noise

yeah whenever I open the fridge

(via dizzyondreamsx)

shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

(via blagamuffin)

sunny-confusion:

cthulhus-tentacle:

rogeradcliffe:

did somebody say dragons

The fourth one is a Hydra, you ignorant fuck.

Hail Hydra.

(via jeannettehigginbotham)

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

(via love-adamtuttle)

crossroadscastiel:

why is this happening to me

crossroadscastiel:

why is this happening to me

(via blagamuffin)

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via love-adamtuttle)